I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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I am on a escalator.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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WNBA

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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