- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

pickle juice?

shea kisses a girl

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

What is 8 times 4? 32

Ebola

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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