Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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sarah taylor

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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Zach Barlow

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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Gianni

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Barack Obama

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