- Anti Joke

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.