- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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