Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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Get in the Batmobile.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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What just hit my face? The floor

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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Penis

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Trashcan!

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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