- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

Why did he die? He was sick.

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Penal Dysfunction

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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