Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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Women's rights.

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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YEAH THEY DO.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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