- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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