GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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knock, knock. come in.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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Meow.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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Vagina ass.

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Anti-joke.

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My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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