- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

thumbs up!

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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