Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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