Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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