a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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connor sucks

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who is mark

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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Pickles

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Spread the net.

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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