What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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What's the deal with airline food?

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What is 2+2? 4!

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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gay marriage.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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rose are red violets should be purple

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