How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Womens Rights.

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Women's Rights.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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Why did the jew die Really...

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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