Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I Have a Black Friend

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

Dani barton from bob chuckles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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