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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

The Pope

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

123 Main street

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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