- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Yo mamas so fat

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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