- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

A pedophile walks into a daycare

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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