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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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