A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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