Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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colby doesnt shave

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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The WNBA

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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ecks! why zee?

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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