Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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Men, get on the boat.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Mrs. Welsh

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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My life :(

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Woman's Rights

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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