Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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