- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

knock knock who's there police

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

Matty B

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

you just contradicted yourself.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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