- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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