What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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If you are my friend like it!

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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Womens rights

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Knock Knock.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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