A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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Shut the cork up!

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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