What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

The Pope

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

123 Main street

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

shea kisses a girl

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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