Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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