why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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*insert joke here*

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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Gay's rights

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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