Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

How did the girl die? 25.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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