If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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I am a n1gger.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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Women have the right to vote.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Women's rights

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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