(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

Why? Because!

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

I am a n1gger.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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