What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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Women's rights.

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