- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

KKK

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??