Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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