- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

knock knock who's there aids

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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