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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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