whats 2+2? 4

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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Are you Drew?

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Win and Beau have no friends

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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