- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

liam buchan is gay !

obama's promises

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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