Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...