- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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