- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

Life is an elephant, get married.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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THE GAME

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

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