Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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Straight men can be bronies.

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