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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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Penal Dysfunction

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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