- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

What is long and black The unemployment line

buttcrack thumbs up

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Penal Dysfunction

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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