roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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obama's promises

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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