What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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19th amendment

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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Anti Joke

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