What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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twilight

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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What is White over Black? Society.

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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there's 4 men, a rabbi, a priest, a monk, and a captain. they all go on the captain's ship for a cruise with a couple hundred people. this was during the cold war, and the ship was mistaken for a war ship, and the russians missled it. the monk says: "we have to get everyone off the ship!" the rabbit say: "NO! the women and children need to get off first! And we should also hail to Satan!" the Captain says: "OMG! It's a talking Rabbit!" the priest then stops the rabbit to death!" the rabbi says: "The rabbit is right! But just the children!" The Captain says: "Screw the children! this ship is going to Hell, we have talking animals saying we should worship the devil!" the priest says: "Do you think we have time" the monk, the rabbi, and the captain stare and beat him to death.... "Well, he was already going to Hell" the Monk says. But during this entire time the ship has been sinking and another missle blows up the ship. Everyone dies, except for Sean Conery...and Chuck Norris.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

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