How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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Drunk irish man

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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