Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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