- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

How old is victor? Old

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

I Have a Black Friend

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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