What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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what is big and white? the moon

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Anti Joke

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