Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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Dani barton= lovely

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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