(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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