Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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