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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

I went river dancing once. I fell in

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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