yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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