Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

Niki Minaj's ass

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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