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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Comedy.

Jason Connor.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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