there's 4 men, a rabbi, a priest, a monk, and a captain. they all go on the captain's ship for a cruise with a couple hundred people. this was during the cold war, and the ship was mistaken for a war ship, and the russians missled it. the monk says: "we have to get everyone off the ship!" the rabbit say: "NO! the women and children need to get off first! And we should also hail to Satan!" the Captain says: "OMG! It's a talking Rabbit!" the priest then stops the rabbit to death!" the rabbi says: "The rabbit is right! But just the children!" The Captain says: "Screw the children! this ship is going to Hell, we have talking animals saying we should worship the devil!" the priest says: "Do you think we have time" the monk, the rabbi, and the captain stare and beat him to death.... "Well, he was already going to Hell" the Monk says. But during this entire time the ship has been sinking and another missle blows up the ship. Everyone dies, except for Sean Conery...and Chuck Norris.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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