So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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Canada AYY

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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Do you know what they say? Words

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Womens rights

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Anti Joke

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