Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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