- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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womens rights to vote

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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