- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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