Gay's rights

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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all these jokes suck ass

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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womens rights

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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