- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Knock knock, Come in...

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

^that joke a piece of shit

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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