- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Women's Rights.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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