- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

a man walks into a bar it hurt

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

What is black but also yellow? A song.

Dani barton= lovely

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

knock knock come in

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

I'm gay. No homo.

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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