An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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