So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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Womens rights.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Chicken

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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Men's Sports

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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