I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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what time is it? 3:16

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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Chicken

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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Men's Sports

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Womens rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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