.....Carrot Top....

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

Drunk irish man

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

gay marriage.

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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