- Anti Joke

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.